I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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