I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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