; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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