The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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