I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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