I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was not drunk enough for that final.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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