I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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