PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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