tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?Â
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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