I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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