ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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