Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
try to milk me bitch
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