I'm so fucking centered right now
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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