ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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