Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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