I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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