Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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