Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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