Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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