Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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