But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Fuck appropriateness.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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