I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My ass is underappreciated
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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