Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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