She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Farmville is her only friend.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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