Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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