sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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