You're so nebulous sometimes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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