My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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