Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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