You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
