He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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