it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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