yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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