we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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