just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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