these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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