I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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