sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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