hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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