I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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