I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i don't like sucking hair
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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