She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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