question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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