How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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