i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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