I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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