I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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