Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i dont even know how to be here
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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