I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
the day after is always just damage control
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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