weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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