I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
As shirtless as possible
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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