I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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