He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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